Nutty Professor

This loaf is smarter than your average snack and way nuttier. Packed with walnuts, pecans, and hazelnuts, it’s got crunch, character, and a little chaos baked in. One bite and you’ll understand why this professor went completely off the rails (in the tastiest way possible).

Ingredients: Milk, Flour, Eggs, Oil, Sugar, Salt, Baking Soda, Vinegar, Bananas, Vanilla, Hazelnut, Walnuts, Pecans

$15.00

Options: Lil' Loonies Mid-Crave The Situation Loaf (Gluten Free) Lil' Loonies (Gluten Free) Mid-Crave (Gluten Free) Situation Loaf

Loaf Specs

Lil’ Loonies (3 mini loaves)
Three tiny loaves. One very big problem. Lil’ Loonies our perfect for gifting, sharing, or hoarding in weird places like your glovebox. Cute, chaotic, and wildly enabling.

Mid-Crave (Medium size)
Just enough to convince yourself you’re being ‘reasonable.’ Mid-Crave is for that sweet spot between ‘I’ll just taste it’ and ‘blackout snacking.

The Situation Loaf (Full Size)
For when you're spiraling, hosting brunch, or ghosting your therapist. The Situation Loaf is a full-blown snack emergency in a pan. Feeds a crowd or one highly unstable individual.